Hokkien Mee @ Prawn Mee

11112006 11112006004 I'm a die hard Penang resident. Until today I still live in Penang.

This is my favourite food, Hokkien Mee. So many places sell Hokkien mee in Penang. So where can I get the best hokkien mee in Penang? Hmmm...actually hawkers in Penang is like football players. Is about consistency and form. When the hawker top form time their food will be delicious to eat. When they no form time their food taste like ... (no comment).

So the most delicious hokkien mee in Penang is situated at Taman Free School market. (morning only can get to eat). The uncle is like superstar because he like to ponteng kerja one. Siok siok sell, siok siok no sell but every Saturday morning I will still go look for his hokkien mee.

Is affordable of coz! RM 2.00 for a small bowl and RM 2.50 for a big bowl. An additional RM 0.50 for 4 biji fish balls. I usually add the fish BALLS!!! yummy yummy``

11112006006 11112006007 What drinks to round things up? Ok, recommend you kopi peng. I love the combination between kopi peng and hokkien mee as it will make my mouth more wangi. >: P

Remember Hokkien Mee + Kopi Peng = Happinest! 11112006005 Yes forget, every Sunday morning my mother will also go tapao this hokkien mee...huhuhuhu...Free go try la people. Penang hokkien mee the best...Please dun say Prawn me. I hate it. Sounds so noob...Hokkien Mee : )_

                            

Zhe Ko Lan ???

Zhe Ko Lan @ Chi Ko Lan; a hokkien bad word; a type of penis; a phrase use to curse people; e.g. Zhe Ko Lan!!! Please turn down the music volume, its too loud.

Zhe Ko Lan !!! some people spelled it Chi Ko Lan !!! Dun worry the meaning will still be the same. This is my favourite hokkien bad word after Kan Lema Pu@## Cau #$$@. I alwiz scold Zhe Ko Lan!!! day and nite whether to release my anger or juz for fun.

So, wat is the meaning of Zhe Ko Lan !!! Yeah...until today I still not sure about the definite meaning. From my point of view, I alwiz think the meaning is 1 ringgit penis (translated into english) or cheapskate penis.

But the zhe ko lan...the "zhe ko" sometimes also sounds like "cheee ko" meaning pervert ( orang yang miang ). Usually people say "Chee Ko Pek". Meaning...u are a mother fukin pervertic person or in cantonese is "HAM SAP LOU!!!". So if the "zhe ko" sounds the same as "chee ko"...then "zhe ko lan" = HAM SAP PENIS!!! translated in english is horny penis...

OMFG...gila liau...pls tell me which one is the definite meaning for God sake!!! Else u will get curse like hell if both of them is the meaning...ngehahahaha...Dun be so serious lar...

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P/S: http://media.putfile.com/zhe-ko-lan. say it !!!

Don't be so serious lar...

Ha Hi...ngor hai ngoi seng yan~~(in cantonese)...(Ha Hi...Im a freakin Alien from outerspace)...I woke up early hours on Thursday morning at 2.13a.m to write this blog for u guys...yeah Im so damm committed in writing this blog rather than finishing my thesis...so how?Beh syok ar?wanna fight? Don't be so serious lar...asss...

"Don't be so serious lar"...I realise this phrase is damm powerful because it alwiz gives u a win-win situation whenever u use this phrase no matter u speak to your frens, parents, lecturers, girl friend, boy friend, or even your pets. Y? y? y? U nooob asss, simple english also u dun understand the meaning. God Damm You!!! : ( Y u scold me!!! Don't be so serious lar...ngehahahaha...ok..stil dun understand ? Pls read the dialog below:

Patient: Good morning doctor.

Dr. Crap: Morning...so what brings you here mr.asdadsadakdaksd ?

Patient: I think my penis malfunction alredi!!!!! God damm it!!! @#@$**@

Dr. Crap: Icicic...cool down...cool down...cool down..slow slow man...I  identified your problem dee...

Patient: Faster say la !!! what is my problem!!!

Dr. Crap: Becos u alwiz TU-LAN (pig-penis in hokkien to describe a person's anger) !!! I give u some anti-TU-LAN medication then your penis should be alrite dee.

Patient: Kan Lema Pu**(*(8 Cau @### bai  !!! U trying to be funny izit Dr.?

Dr. Crap: Dun be so serious la....ngehahaha...

So, "Dun be so serious la"...so remember, alwiz used this phrase to protect yourself from makin a person angry...nobody will ever know you are really serious or juz jokin...hell yeah is so God Damm useful in jaga hati orang...Go try it now!!! curse them, fuk them, whack them first....then say out this phrase to make them happy bek...SAY IT !!!

THE END...

Don't be so serious lar...zzZZZzzzZZZZZZ

Jay Chou vs Lee Home

Jayfunny Wall03_1024Pok_kaiYup my title of this blog is as simple as dat cos i juz need my fingers to get it written...but is singing, composing, and dancing a simple thing to do? Yeah...it is not simple if u don't have the talent. Even if u have the talent u need practice and practice makes perfect.

Talking about talent in music, lets go to this 2 guys Jay and Lee Home. I've been listening to their music since their first album. My whole TT-Player n Winamp are listed with their songs...never delete them out of my list. Everyday sure listen to their songs, keep repeating also listen, n speaker "lau chui"(sound like dripping water) dee also listen. I juz love their music dats all i can say. im not a fanatic fan juz a normal fan. Here i would love to share wif u about their music from my point of view.(I dun go online search for info ok...its my personal view u asss!).

Jay Zhou Jie Lun...as a composer, singer...thru his music u can know wat type of person he is. He looks cool, and lansi. I alwiz believe dat a composer best way to get an original tune is from his self attitude and wat he is as a person. All his music inspirations comes from his heart. Culture does also play an important role also in composing music. Jay is a typical Taiwanese which is coherent with chinese culture. So wat can get from his songs? u get chinese songs..duh...not funny.ok..he produces a coooooooly mix catchy r&b and fast tempo hip-hop chinese style music and of cos the typical romantic loves songs. However, is the new millineum when he releases his new album...so wat he do? Copy the US music culture? to make it more modern and future like music...maybe he need dat...but hell he blend it damm well and produce a new style of music and not rubbish. I agree dat not all his songs are damm nice. His latest album November's Chopin(pronounce as 'Shorpan', not choppin u ass). He juz name the album base on a classical legend Chopin cos he felt that his new album was base on Chopin music. And also dedicate his appreciation to Chopin wif a new dimension of music. Not all of the songs in this album are chopin like but it stil mantain the jay zhou like music which is nice to listen. Recomended 'lang man shou jie' a very catchy loves song. Ye Qu-classical + jay music.

Lee Home(actually is Lee Hom)...y i add an 'e' in front? Yeah u r damm rite...more suites his style and character. Lee HomE!!! ya yo...dizzy jigit jigit...got it? Nvm if dun get wat i juz crap. Who is Lee Home? He is a New Yorker comes back to Taiwan and produces his musics!!! Wat he gives us? He gives us another new dimension of music. Like u put a sausage into a steamboat. wat u got? stil a steamboat rite? Like Jay, Lee Home songs takes some time to digest to get best cos its a very new concept. Lee Home latest album which called Heroes of Heaven and Earth really makes me headache at 1st when i listen. So damm crap cos he is trying to mix chinese opera wif the typical negro hip-hop. omfg...wat the heck...i juz keep listen n listen. U know wat, now i will skip Kiss Goodbye for another track. Damm nice!!! The opera + hip-hop songs was damm nice. Im lovin it also damm nice. So Asian like McDonald. I go McD time also his song will playin on my head. wahahaha...chi sin liau...

Both this guys introduce music lovers to a new kind of music taking over the likes of Emil Chou, Jacky Cheung, Andy Lau, Harlem Yu and many more 80's and 90's singers whom i alwiz cherish their music and consider them as a legend.

Ok...next topic Mr.Alex vs Lee Home and Jay...MUSIC is my LIFE!!!...sorry I know my english like shit...ok..the 3 pics above...on the left Jay trying to be cute, so he is not so lansi after all juz pretend nia, Lee Home vomit (muntah) after listen to Guang Liang's tau hua i mean tong hua, kekeke, n me of cos..my latest album named "POK KAI" cover...yeng? tata...

Auf Wiedersehen TC n Allan!!!

Klia1 Klia2 Klia3 18 months in counting...im typing this message at 12.40pm (Tuesday)...TC stil on board...maybe now flying bek in the skies after refueling in Dubai, UAE. Now i think in European teritory d...how to spell teRORtory(kawasan)...gosh...omfg!

ok lets go bek to 15 hours ago...i was in KLIA airport together wif snake jinzz and asss housemates(CS not included cos not housemate but I was so gay to him so consider housemate also). OK this is the list of frens sending TC and mother fakin allan off.ROOOOOONEY,CIBAI,MODEL,CS,PREDATOR,CS,XIAO S,SNAKE n me of cos.Ok sorry..i forgot u all dunno who the hell is my housemate also besides the OSCAR WINNER ALAN(my invincible roomate).

wow...when i reach the airport at 9.40pm (Monday)...saw so many people...ok..how to describe..hmmm...ya...it is something like OSCAR showdown during the red carpet entrance. A lot of superstar very smart n hot hot sexy miniskirt with high heels kasut...OMFG!!! swt swt...all make the afford to come all the way to KLIA to KISS GOODBYE to their frens. OK...enough of my sight seeing stories, lets get down to tin chong. Wat we do to tin chong? Take some pics lo, push the troli with his lugage for him lo, n of cos chit chat wif him lo. Then suddenly appear an ex-SXI student which know TC. (a form 6 chabuuu, same year with us, Science 3 one). Following is the dialog between sc3 girl n TC.

sc3 girl: Hei Seok Kin!!!

Seok Kin: Ei??!!!dfdfsdfskjlsd(sorry i dunno her name)

sc3 girl: ei tin chong u also here 1? U come here send who off to germany? I come here send Allan to Germany. I am a big fan of Alan.

TC: swt swt swt...Im goin to AFRICA !! weeeeeeeee(take his 2 long hands up in relief!)

END of the dialog.

its 11pm !!! Time to depart !!! TC slowly push his lugage to the departure counter accompanied by his gf and parents and us of cos. As usual TC is among the last to go in.(Penang people love to drag 1 ma). Actually TC has to wait for Allan to go in first. Hell Allan took damm a lot of time getting in cos too many fans saying goodbye to him. "ALLAN WE LOVE U!!!"a nerd lookin man shouted. Finally ALLAN take a bow as a token of appreciation to all his fans and family and KISS GOODBYE. Then followed by a bunch of "KEH LEH FEHs" turn to check in. (I juz saw them shake hands wif their frens n juz go). Finally here comes our own low profile n local Penang kia TC boy. As alwiz TC looks steady but blur. I was so afraid that any of his family or gf burst in tears or even tc burst in tears. But all this is juz my imagination, everybody was so strong and steady.(Eventually i din even use a drop of I-MORE i brought to accompany them burst in tears).Haaaa...not funny...jokin nia...I very takut c people cry 1 to be frank. In the end TC waves goodbye to all of us. Taking the escalator down coooly and steadyly. We shouted at him at the top, n he turned bek wif his left arm waving goodbye as he walks towards another check in point.(From there onwards we can onli c his 2 long legs...sob sob sob...then slowly dissapear).

Finally we go to the "SEE AEROPLANE" area. Trying to get a view of his plane taking off. Sit there for an hour still figuring out which 1 is his plane. OMFG!!! KLIA should put a big papan tanda ma or something to indicate which 1 ma. hehehe..wat a stupid suggestion. ok..enough. In the end we a plane taking off(assumption is his plane). 12.05am...here we KISS GOODBYE again...12.15am (Tuesday)...pay the parking ticket(1 hour RM 3). So how much I should pay ? Sila selesaikan masalah matematik ini tanpa menggunakan kalkulator. Alex pls cut the crap...i was so NEOW to put my RM 10 in...arrggghhhhh...after pay we 'pit' KLIA...tata KLIA...tata TC...tata Allan...end. @.@